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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Zomg.

Dear Everyone,

I HATE SORE EXCUSES FOR HOLIDAYS. 

Holidays = boredom, mainly because everyone else is having fun. Therefore, Vivien is in desperate need of some form of entertainment which does not involve any illegal downloading. *ahem*. 

I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED! 

Despite the large number of people who I've subscribed to on a large range of websites, NOBODY HAS POSTED ANYTHING. *infuriated lots*

Ok. You know what? Whatever. I wouldn't steal a car. I wouldn't steal a TV. I wouldn't steal a handbag. I wouldn't physically steal a movie. *Dramaticises* I would steal a virtual movie! What am I really doing to Australia's film industry? Where have all the flowers gone? Did The Teapot shout, "Tip me over pour me out" or did The Teapot shout? Why do I often like to embark on crazy, crazy organisational "projects" which usually involve checklists which I am able to maintain for about... until the sun sets? WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING? 

Oh my head is going to explode!

I'm heading down to Sunshine Coast with the Campbellator (yes, like an escallator, because I'm too tired to think of anything more interesting, plus I do think that he resembles one, in that he has silver glasses... and the steps are usually silv...black) tomorrow (and possibly fighting an onslaught of rain) and it's way past midnight so I'll be getting off to sleep now.

By the way, if anyone really cool reads this, FREAKING POST SOMETHING, MAN! And tell me when you do. But make sure it's interesting, because I like interesting things. Sometimes things that interest me are...

Baa.

Oh, and you, Miss Angela. I've figured out who it is who's been visiting from Gold Coast. Using Mozilla even when you're that far from home. hah! *winnnnnnn*

comment HERE.





i am

vivien, and i ask you to convince me of otherwise.

i'd like to be

a musician
a scientist
a thinker
a photographer
a time traveler
under the sea,
in an octopus' garden
in the shade.

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