Hidyho.
I've just decided that whenever I'm going to complain about something in posts, I'm not going to greet you. Yeah, take that, readers.
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*Fail*
Anyway, I just want to point out how incredibly infuriating and*make-people-jump-to-silly-conclusions-ing* msn names/personal messages are. Okay, if I quickly just scan my list of people right now, I can tell you that these horrible little sequences of text are used only for one of/a large combination of these things:
1. Proclaiming incredibly un-hilarious jokes, thought of by the user themselves in a vain attempt for others to view them as "generally funny and very sociable people". Often, these people take joy from the fact that, because no one is able to understand these quirky remarks without actually questioning them, people have to personally contact them and ask them to explain it.
2. Displaying their incredibly versatile and "different" compilation of music. Really, I don't care if you listen to a band that I've never heard of, or listen to such a massive range of music that you've never repeated a song in your life. Publicly displaying what music you listen to nowadays, is almost like having to put on nice clothes in a video call so that people don't shun you. "Omg you seriously listen to such-and-such?" Fuck, I can listen to anything I want.
3. (2.1) Displaying their expansive knowlege of alternative music by posting obscure, yet "meaningful" lyrics in their personal messages. Sure, I am guilty of this too, but I am merely pointing out the fact that it happens.
4. Showing off the freaking gigantic number of friends/posse/people that they "love"/people who love them. From my contacts list, I have this one girl who manages to mention seven other people in her personal message alone, and her super important boyfriend, who gets a front seat in her main name.
5. (4.1) What makes this experience all the more maddening is that, usually when people get mentioned in msn names, it's because there's some sort of personal joke that they share. Ok, so this makes the user of the msn account to mention this joke. Oh, and then when you ask them about it, they say, "Oh, don't worry. It's just a joke that me and my friend have". First of all, you have horrible grammar. Second of all, IF IT'S SO FREAKING PERSONAL, DON'T PUBLICLY DISPLAY IT. Seriously.
6. (4.1.1) Usually when these jokes are publicised, they are written in a way which makes them incredibly, outrageously funny. A contact of mine has things about sex, boobs and jokingly dating a female friend of hers. It's almost like she's trying to insult me and saying that her friends are cooler than mine, and they're not afraid to speak their mind. Neither am I. I don't care how freaking fun filled your life is, or "daring" you and your friends are. I don't think anybody does, so stop sharing and exaggerating it.
7. Last of all, one of the most prominent reason people like to spruce up their msn names is so that that can express their great and all-the-way-to-China deep love for their other half. :/. Zomg that is so overrated. I have someone on my list who (yes, is a boy) has posted the fact that he is celebrating a one-month aniversary with his girlfriend. - What? Dude, 31 freaking days. Some girls would have a period twice in that space of time. *rolls eyes*. God, what has become of this world? It's like, people would doubt your fidelity if you didn't mention them in your msn name. SERIOUSLY.
I'm sick of all this crap. Meh. Whatever. This probably won't change anything anyway. Couple of things before we leave:
- OMFG Tom Milsom aka hexachordal replied to a comment of mine on his video! g;alskdlgkhsdf. yay.
- I am deeply engaged in watching inevitable-outcome battles on Pokemon Colosseum. Gahh. It has taken me over 2 hours to post this. :(
- I was looking at the tags to my posts, and I've discovered that the word I've tagged most with my blog is idiots. This is reasonably sad. Another :( for Vivien.
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Okk... well as you might be able to tell, my recent "blogs" (blogs being inverted commas because the origin of the word is "web log"; the meaning of 'log' being "a written record of messages sent or received" [unless of course you use Wikipedia as a source, the word blog is, in actual fact, "an academic journal of architecture and urbanism that has been published by the Anyone Corporation since 2003, and is edited by Cynthia Davidson." {good on you, Cynthia}]) have descended into a misery of negativity and complaints.
SORRY.
I will do my best to attempt to retain my anal rants so that you lovely people have something nicer to read. As for now, however, I must shout my disgrace for current fasion to the world.
OK, first of all, I have no idea who coined the term "post-modern". Post-modern life style, post-modern technology, post-modern fashion, post-modern WHATEVER, really.
How can ANYTHING be post-modern if you are promoting for it to become stylish now? Yeah, ok whatever, pull that "looking to the future" crap on me, I don't care. It's just making it more difficult for yourselves, anyway.
Second of all, I had a school-wide, free-dress day today. Because it is a requirement at my school to wear uniformed attire, on days when each student is able to choose how they appear to other students, it is rather interesting when the social groups become more distinct. Each group, or "clique" would wear their own 'thing', and other groups would go around either, trying to subtly dress the same way, or critise them. I don't think there's anything wrong with that, (or, I guess I do, but it's only human, and we get what we give so it evens out anyway) but I just enjoy watching each individual entity (social group), listening to how they think that they differ from each other, how each group justifies how they are "right" and "superior" to each other group, yet, myself, observing the basic similarities that they share (ie. almost everything, funnily enough). N.B. I also parttake in all these activities, for it is, like I mentioned before, human characteristic, although, I often like to complain about things like this because I can always see things from the outside and make a third person viewpoint upon the subject.
Third of all, people should really learn to compliment their bodies. *shudders* I don't understand why some people have to wear, tight fitting clothes to show off their boobs, when they have an impossibly large amount off fat vomiting out of their intestinal area. Having body fat is not an issue with me - in fact, I prefer it. I find it disgusting when people are stick skinny, and it doesn't look good in most clothes anyway. The problem with some people is, they have trouble acknowledging the fact that, YES!, they do have curves! So what? It's a great thing. It's not actually physically possible to have big breasts and fat-less bodies. If you didn't already know, boob = fat. Ok whatever, enough with the biology. Just, if you happen to have a few bulges here and there (which I know I do, too) and are unhappy with it:
a) perhaps exercise? It usually works.
b) compliment them! Work them to your advantage!
c) HIDE IT! yay! that's what I do best!
ALRIGHT!
Last of all, I HAVE THE BIGGEST, FATTEST (oh *punpunpun!*), MOST MAMMOTH-SIZED (lol) HATRED FOR stupid, "fat, gansta shoes" with an Ffffffffffffing wheel on them. :@. I'm pretty sure society was made for people with legs, thanks. Also, seeing as these were in fashion almost a decade ago and they elevate the heel so that they look like high-heels, it makes most boys (who, btw, organise when they can where them at the same time) who wear it look like tranvestites who are not very intelligent! My gosh!
I hate them so much I was told that I have "irrational fits of anger" when I see them. NOT COOL.
Well, savour it people, because this is possibly the last occasion I will exert any female qualities for a longg longggggg time!
Things that make me lol:
- Images of Serrsy spitting profanities. haha.
- Campbell in long pants! :DDD
- The governments trying to promote energy saving lightbulbs because "they save up to $11AUD a year!"
byeeeeee!
I apologise for this shoddy conclusion.
Labels: fashion, idiots, post-modernity, stupid, sucks, transvestites, yucky
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